Listen up Baldrick, I’ve got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

We’ve been given a frankly stupid amount of money by Number 177 to stage a Bingo Night. …Well of course we’re going to put in on Baldrick, we’re not liars. We’ll have prizes, games, and wine for all of the participants… It just so happens that I will be the only participant.

Baldrick you wouldn’t recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked in front of you.

All we have to do is make sure that no-one else finds out about this Bingo Night, and we’re home free!